Onion News Network: In The Know

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   Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

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   2:33 | 14 views

   In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'

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   Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

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   2:26 | 49 views

   Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of resentment towards relatives.

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   Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor

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   2:43 | 22 views

   As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate whether the newly poor are capable of integrating with long established poor families from old poverty roots.

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   Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

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   2:39 | 96 views

   In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.

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   New Live Poll Allows Pundits To Pander To Viewers In Real Time

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   3:10 | 31 views

   In The Know's new live internet poll feature revolutionizes how pundits shamelessly cater to what viewers want to hear.

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   Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes

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   2:25 | 59 views

   Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.

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   Should We Be Doing More To Reduce The Graphic Violence In Our Dreams?

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   2:37 | 45 views

   In The Know panelists discuss whether seeing images of dead babies and bludgeoned prostitutes in our sleep is desensitizing Americans to violence.

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   Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable

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   2:17 | 10,953 views

   Panelists discuss how pornography warps children's minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing.

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   Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

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   2:38 | 416 views

   Panelists dismiss the notion that something could go wrong with the 75-foot-tall crabs that shoot acid from their mouths.

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    Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

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    2:05 | 143 views

    Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times.